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you help your dog chase it's tail! (via @funnyoneliners)

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about 1 year ago



Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

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about 1 year ago



you chew on other people's fingernails.

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about 1 year ago



your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

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about 1 year ago



you get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

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about 1 year ago



you answer the door before people knock.

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about 1 year ago



you buy special vacuum cleaner attachments to keep the doserless grinder clean... http://ow.ly/f3rx

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about 1 year ago



you're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

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about 1 year ago



your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

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about 1 year ago



your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

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about 1 year ago




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